Meet the Team

Yes; this is our name. It’s not sexual at aaaaaalllll! Cape Town is a vast, exciting and eventful city to live in, yet how many of you actually see our city for who she really is? This is our guide to conquering the good old Mother Loving City.

We are just three normal Capetonians, well as normal as can be really. The one thing we have in common is that we like to explore this entire city. Whether it’s the new hot spot that everyone has on their lips, or the breakfast spot where all the house mommies go for their gossip dose up after dropping their kids off at school, that club that plays all your favourite songs, or to that shop that sells everything you've ever wanted.

We are here to help. We will give the breakdown on the place; from where it is, to how much it’s going to roughly cost you, what our favourite things are and our own overall experience. Whether you are strapped for cash but still want to go out, need a place to take your new love interest, want to find a new place to take your friends or even meet up for the best brownie in town: this is the blog to turn to.


- Will Ferrell


Tanya
(Student)

She’s a kief gal who likes to stay positive. Extra friendly and super social, you’ll find her on a late night out, always willing to share good company.

Tanya loves dancing the night away, painting the town red, chocolate and sweets (any type of sugar, really). Doesn’t like fish in any form and has a fear of the boogie monster.

When you get to know her, it’s said to feel like an angel pissing on your head.


Claire
(Designer)

She’s one creative, passionate and constantly hungry human being. Also a tad vain and has been quoted saying if she was cloned she would marry herself. Although, for now, she has settled down with Kyle.

Kyle and her love to do awesome things together and kind of make everyone around them really jealous of their joint awesomeness. It’s awesome.

Claire loves creating new things and exploring what is going on around her. She may not like onions or mushrooms, but she loves being out and about.

She also really loves cats. Like, a lot.


Kyle
(Chef)

Sometimes grumpy and wearing a thin patience for his demanding girlfriend, this guy is a champion. As a chef, he is the ideal mate to have, and enjoys trying out any and all new food, and has a great passion for creativity.

This guy knows where to go if he wants to impress his girlfriend, and uses her menstrual cycle as an excuse to buy chocolate. But they’re awesome together.

This is one creative and loyal guy to have around, although he wears crocs.


All three of these kids have been in the hospitality industry, and are the best (and sometimes worst) critics. Together, they will search, spend and probably cry in search of only the best places to share with you.